Zenji

Land of my ancestors

I suppose, finally content with the fertile hilly soils, they decided to settle here. Colonialism found them here and in 1921, when the walls were going up, they were to realise that they were no longer just Bakongwe, Ba Mwisa Murengye, they would be Bakiga, but above all there would be forever be known as Ugandans. And with their taabes, and their anklets, their beads and animal skins, their gods too small, their names too singular, half dressed for the modern world, they entered the new era. There would be no more wars with their neighbours for loot and for women. It was time for school, for work, for nationality.

They were known for their strength and their stout figure, hardly unsurprising for a body built to climb steep altitudes. They are disparaged for their dialect- haughtily laughed up for speaking so crudely. Any deviation from the figure which has been cookie cut out for them is seen as mishap- not known for their beauty, for their soft spoken-ness or for their measured slow steps. No, that was not what their society hailed, then, it prized the strong, those who could cultivate and have dominion over the land and even the food they ate, was meant to build a machine.

But there was and is beauty in the culture and in the people, and once the comparisons end, it always begins. Skin colours appear, mystically, to range from shades of bright yellow to a warm black. But the tooth gap is no longer exaggerated by picks. There are no more heavy metal anklets worn up to the knees- those are for loose women. And so, even though, what was prized then, is no longer what is prized now, it is good to remember that, even the pharaohs were once great.

For a people who were well known for battle and dominance, the strive to keep the blood pure did not become one of the core values. They were not full – not of themselves- they- picked and mixed intonations and dialects of a similar language, pouring into and taking part of various ethnicities. Finally, the belittling and the complexes of others surrounding them have seeped into the genetics of the remainders- others have renounced the name, renounced the language for fear of being derided. Sweeping things under the carpet, calling spades big spoons, hiding behind the bush- these are new age tactics. They must be learnt. Every thing that doesn’t grow, will soon die. I guess. That is what they say.

If a factory is torn down but the rationality that built it is left standing, then that rationality will simply produce another factory. If a revolution destroys a systematic government but the systematic patterns of thought that produced that government are left intact, then those patterns will repeat themselves.Robert M Pirsig

The time has come for a nation and faced with enemies other than ourselves, stronger, more powerful, quicker and futuristic, we as Ugandans and Africans should have made ourselves as one, but we crumbled at first exposure.

We have given all excuses as to why we have not redesigned the future we hope for, the word colonialist, a stale taste in the mouth. We gained the independence to destroy what was left. Every election season since I could vote, I have shuddered at the little things- the first to go would be the natural hair community vlogs- what, with refugee status- how can one afford to think about what curl pattern they have. I have not allowed myself to think about the other more serious things- only in my dreams do they confront me- blood. loss. ashes.

It’s the African curse. Once built, always crumbles. Stealing from the generation to come, stifling their own chance to survive, always to fill the black hole of greed, with the shortsightedness of a drunkard – drunk with power who would commit their own kind to years of damnation, generations whose conversations will not be, of vaccines, rockets and skyscrapers but civil war, poverty, genocide, strife and military coups. Cry the beloved country.

Zenji

The Laws of Power

Five minutes into the chilling rendition of the stone cold world of power in Robert Greene’s 48 Laws of power, just like I had with a few minutes into his Laws of Seduction, I could hear the blood running out of my heart. The entire premise on which I have based my world view beginning to crumble into shards of glass. So I paused the DVD in the same way I had closed the book that morning in the bookshop.

The ‘game’ of power is nothing personal. It is not personal, and that’s what makes it so dangerous.

Below are the 22 Laws of Power applied circa 1400 to 2019 to subdue an entire race.

Law 1

Attack the foundation of who they are. Use an evolution theory to align the level of human being to the colour farthest away from the ape pigmentation.

Law 2

Obliterate their history.

Law 3

Appropriate what belongs to them. Sing their songs, make them yours. Adorn yourself with bits and pieces of their culture. Make it your own. Do not credit the source.

Law 4

Create a currency over which only you have control. Extinguish all other forms of commodity exchange.

Law 5

Create an artificial scarcity. Destroy their food source. Let every acre of land be used to grow cotton and sugar. Publicly humiliate and destroy the gardens of those who grow food crops. Once the domestic supply is gone, they will need to buy the food they once had in plenty.

Law 6

Tax every hut for good measure. Everyone must need money if only just to pay the Government.

Law 7

Destroy the social structure. Break the village into loose households. Individual needs must supersede communal benefit. Once every man is fighting for himself and his stomach, the community will be half way destroyed.

Law 8

Make their Kings write letters in a language and alphabetic letters that they have never used, inviting you to their Kingdoms. Use the greed you created in Law 7 to make them puppets of your authority. Now their subjects will be at your disposal.

Law 9

Break up the family unit. Import men, women and children as slaves. Rape their women. Make their children your slaves. Let there be a continuous supply of slaves regardless of blood relation even if it means mother and son. Create bantustans separate from townships. Let the men travel far from their homelands to find work. Work them in underground mines until they drop dead or the mines cave in on them.

Law 10

Divide and rule. Make them suspicious of each other. Raise one and subdue the other. Make the long nose a status of foreignness and hierarchy. Give one authority. Make the other his inferior. Make them believe that they are separate and different. They will begin to believe it. The inferior will resent the superior. And the superior will resent the inferior.

Law 11

Give them guns.

Law 12

Create biological weapons of war. Fumigate.

Law 13

Become their saviour. Provide aid. Give them loans they will never repay. Watch as Law 5 and 7 come into play.

Law 14

Make your institutions of study the highest accreditation possible.

Law 15

Stifle their creativity. Submerge their market with cheap second hand clothes and goods.

Law 16

Infiltrate their notion of self. Make them poor imitations of you. Make your language the official language. Make them change their names. Do not baptize anyone who does not have your name. Ask for a baptism card when they enroll for school. Abolish the playing of drums and other traditional instruments in churches. Call them evil. Give them keyboards instead.

Law 17

Make ‘evil’ every culturally distinctive practice. Herbs. Medicine. Songs. Do not alert them to the gods of Greek mythology. Those are ancient literature, almost sacred, but not evil.

Law 18

Make them hate themselves. Make their hair informal unless they replace it with goat’s hair or straighten it to look our own. Every time a curly tuft of hair grows from the inside of their head, they will feel deep shame and in this way even beauty shall be defined by what they do not look like.

Law 19

Create separate territories where they was once one. Put it on the map. Overthrow the dictators who dare to question you. Let them know that you created the Republics over which they rule and you alone pull the strings.

Law 20

Watch them descend into anarchy. You will have proved your hypothesis in Law 1. They are of a lower human origin, closest to animals.

Law 21

Make your own mass atrocities look like a worldwide war of higher moral latitude. Give your soldiers medals for bombing entire cities. Publicly discredit those who have carried out known genocides of people. It is no longer popular to put people of the same colour in gas ovens. You all must be seen to be one.

Law 22

Make your enemies their enemies. Make them fight wars on your behalf.

Like I said, the laws of power as told by Greene, and adapted by myself to a fictional scenario are not personal. They are manipulative, cold and unrelenting. The jaws of those who subscribe to them are always open but never satisfied. They believe them to be the only way. The law of the jungle. Eat or be eaten.